Post by Renate on Feb 12, 2007 8:57:31 GMT 1
Okay, det handler kanskje ikke akkurat om McFly, men shit shit...
Once upon a time the lovely princess Ida was taken prisoner by her evil uncle Count Charlie the Second. He commanded that he should be the kind, and then he would release the princess. King Matt the Third could not let his brother become a king, since he wasn’t to trust. So king Matt let out a reward, that the one who could rescue his precious, little daughter, should get half of the kingdom and get to marry princess Ida.
From near and far people came and tried to rescue the princess. It wasn’t an easy job, and most of them who had come to rescue her, didn’t even try. (They got scared by the dragon inside Charlie’s castle).
Also tree brothers from Ibenholt in the north wanted to save the princess from her uncle. The first one was the biggest, strongest and oldest (but not so clever) one of them. His name was Tom. On his way to the Count’s castle, Tom met a fish that was swimming in the brook.
- Hi there. I’m Dougie, the fish said.
- What you want, can’t you see I’m busy?
- Don’t go! I can help you release the princess, Dougie answered.
- Not for free I guess.
- I just want something to eat, and that herring you’ve got over there looks really… mm…
- Don’t even think it. It’s my food, not yours. And by the way, how can a fish help me?! Hm… I don’t need help anyway, Tom said and went on.
After a while Tom came to a field. The flowers were so beautiful and the air so clear. Tom didn’t see the rabbit that were jumping in his direction. Bump!
- Are you alright? The rabbit helped Tom up on his feet again.
- See where you’re going stupid rabbit, Tom growled at him.
- I’m James. That’s my name. Where are you going? James asked.
- To save a princess in need, Tom answered.
- I can help you if you could pick up some carrots for me, said James.
- No need for help, Tom said and went on.
Tom now stood outside a big, dark and tumbledown castle. From inside he heard people who were trying to save the princess, scream and a dragon roar. He got scared and ran into the bushes to hide.
Now the second one of the brothers went out. He was more stupid than his older brother, but a bit braver. Danny was his name. Danny also met Dougie.
- Hi there, Dougie said.
- No time for talking, just walking, Danny answered.
- Stop! I can help you rescue Princess Ida.
- So you got to marry her? Don’t think so, said Danny and walked away.
After a while or two Danny came to the field. There he met the rabbit.
- Hi, James said.
- Hi you too. I’m Danny, who are you?
- I’m James. I’m a rabbit.
- I can see that, now get lost, I got to go where you are standing.
- Help me pick up some carrots and I’ll help you rescue Ida, said James.
- No way Jose, Danny said and went on.
Now he was standing outside the castle. The door was blocked and almost every window too, except the windows in the tallest tower. Danny started to climb up the tower, but halfway up he lost his grip and fell all the way down. Splash!
The third brother, Harry, was a handsome, young man with a sharp mind. He packed his backpack and took off. Harry stopped by the brook to get some water, when he saw the fish swimming around.
- Hi, I’m Dougie the fish, he said.
- I’m Harry. I am on my way to Count Charlie’s castle, to save Princess Ida.
- I can help you, Dougie said.
- Thanks. What do you want for helping me?
- That herring you’ve got over there looks good.
- Here you are, said Harry and threw some out to Dougie.
- You won’t be sorry, Dougie said and swam away.
Harry went on himself, and after a while he came to the field.
- Hi little one, he said when he saw James.
- Hi to you too. I guess you don’t want to help me pick up some carrots, James said and looked down.
- Why wouldn’t I? So, where are they? Harry smiled.
- Really? Cool, they are over there, said James happily and pointed on a big hill.
It just took a couple of minutes, and then Harry was on his way again.
He couldn’t climb up, and risk dying like his brother. And he couldn’t give up since he was the last hope to make the family proud.
- What am I to do? He asked himself.
Then James the rabbit came.
- I can help you since you helped me, he said.
- That tower is too tall. Not even you can jump that high.
James’s ears started growing, until they came up to the windows in the tallest tower.
- Climb up those, said James.
- It’s not dangerous.
So he did. Inside it was dark and moist. He heard a lady scream from another room.
- Princess Ida, I’m coming!
He ran out to a big room and there he saw the princess.
- Now you’re safe, Harry said and picked her up.
- No, look behind you, she said and started to scream again.
Harry turned around. It was the dragon. Now Harry didn’t have a clue what to do. They were about to be toast, when Dougie came from nowhere. He threw water on the dragon, which freaked out and ran away.
- Thanks Dougie!
The princess was safe again, and Harry got half of the kingdom and Ida.
Then they lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time the lovely princess Ida was taken prisoner by her evil uncle Count Charlie the Second. He commanded that he should be the kind, and then he would release the princess. King Matt the Third could not let his brother become a king, since he wasn’t to trust. So king Matt let out a reward, that the one who could rescue his precious, little daughter, should get half of the kingdom and get to marry princess Ida.
From near and far people came and tried to rescue the princess. It wasn’t an easy job, and most of them who had come to rescue her, didn’t even try. (They got scared by the dragon inside Charlie’s castle).
Also tree brothers from Ibenholt in the north wanted to save the princess from her uncle. The first one was the biggest, strongest and oldest (but not so clever) one of them. His name was Tom. On his way to the Count’s castle, Tom met a fish that was swimming in the brook.
- Hi there. I’m Dougie, the fish said.
- What you want, can’t you see I’m busy?
- Don’t go! I can help you release the princess, Dougie answered.
- Not for free I guess.
- I just want something to eat, and that herring you’ve got over there looks really… mm…
- Don’t even think it. It’s my food, not yours. And by the way, how can a fish help me?! Hm… I don’t need help anyway, Tom said and went on.
After a while Tom came to a field. The flowers were so beautiful and the air so clear. Tom didn’t see the rabbit that were jumping in his direction. Bump!
- Are you alright? The rabbit helped Tom up on his feet again.
- See where you’re going stupid rabbit, Tom growled at him.
- I’m James. That’s my name. Where are you going? James asked.
- To save a princess in need, Tom answered.
- I can help you if you could pick up some carrots for me, said James.
- No need for help, Tom said and went on.
Tom now stood outside a big, dark and tumbledown castle. From inside he heard people who were trying to save the princess, scream and a dragon roar. He got scared and ran into the bushes to hide.
Now the second one of the brothers went out. He was more stupid than his older brother, but a bit braver. Danny was his name. Danny also met Dougie.
- Hi there, Dougie said.
- No time for talking, just walking, Danny answered.
- Stop! I can help you rescue Princess Ida.
- So you got to marry her? Don’t think so, said Danny and walked away.
After a while or two Danny came to the field. There he met the rabbit.
- Hi, James said.
- Hi you too. I’m Danny, who are you?
- I’m James. I’m a rabbit.
- I can see that, now get lost, I got to go where you are standing.
- Help me pick up some carrots and I’ll help you rescue Ida, said James.
- No way Jose, Danny said and went on.
Now he was standing outside the castle. The door was blocked and almost every window too, except the windows in the tallest tower. Danny started to climb up the tower, but halfway up he lost his grip and fell all the way down. Splash!
The third brother, Harry, was a handsome, young man with a sharp mind. He packed his backpack and took off. Harry stopped by the brook to get some water, when he saw the fish swimming around.
- Hi, I’m Dougie the fish, he said.
- I’m Harry. I am on my way to Count Charlie’s castle, to save Princess Ida.
- I can help you, Dougie said.
- Thanks. What do you want for helping me?
- That herring you’ve got over there looks good.
- Here you are, said Harry and threw some out to Dougie.
- You won’t be sorry, Dougie said and swam away.
Harry went on himself, and after a while he came to the field.
- Hi little one, he said when he saw James.
- Hi to you too. I guess you don’t want to help me pick up some carrots, James said and looked down.
- Why wouldn’t I? So, where are they? Harry smiled.
- Really? Cool, they are over there, said James happily and pointed on a big hill.
It just took a couple of minutes, and then Harry was on his way again.
He couldn’t climb up, and risk dying like his brother. And he couldn’t give up since he was the last hope to make the family proud.
- What am I to do? He asked himself.
Then James the rabbit came.
- I can help you since you helped me, he said.
- That tower is too tall. Not even you can jump that high.
James’s ears started growing, until they came up to the windows in the tallest tower.
- Climb up those, said James.
- It’s not dangerous.
So he did. Inside it was dark and moist. He heard a lady scream from another room.
- Princess Ida, I’m coming!
He ran out to a big room and there he saw the princess.
- Now you’re safe, Harry said and picked her up.
- No, look behind you, she said and started to scream again.
Harry turned around. It was the dragon. Now Harry didn’t have a clue what to do. They were about to be toast, when Dougie came from nowhere. He threw water on the dragon, which freaked out and ran away.
- Thanks Dougie!
The princess was safe again, and Harry got half of the kingdom and Ida.
Then they lived happily ever after.